I'm a Dad. Really.

Alright. So, somehow, I became a dad.

It all happened on October 24th, 2010. That's about 2 weeks ago now. Don't ask me about anything that happened before then. I don't remember. Since then, however, there has been an adventure filled with content suitable for any reality show. So, I figure, why not start a reality blog? We all know blogs usually have nothing to do with reality, so I figure this will be something unique and fresh. And, as a bonus, it will include a baby.

Drunken Punkin'

This blog is not a nauseating exposition of baby cuteness. Gross. This is a practical, fatherly account of the regular, daily goings on at the Johnson household. It is simply a matter-of-fact disclosure so that other new fathers can perhaps be even more prepared for fatherhood than I was, if that were possible.

No frills here. Being a blog for men, I'll get right to the point. So, let's get to it...